Oh, visitor-one, won't you sign our guestbook? Our lovely lovely guestbook? Because the guestbook is just so lovely.

Friday, September 13, 2002

You're better than me, Nel. I rewrite the sections. In a fic I edited a couple of months ago, I practically rewrote the entire story. It took me days. The stupid bitch of an author never even bothered to thank me after I sent it back. She didn't even acknowledge me when she posted it.

P.S. Do you mean "cliché?"

Tuesday, September 10, 2002

Okay, right, so I'm a beta. I beta fanfics. I've decided I'm a horrible beta, because I'm making this one girl rewrite entire sections so they fit my standards, which are exceedingly high. I think she hates me now. But she HAS to, because she makes such a big scene out of the characters she wants to get together (there's another one of writer's problems- they write solely to have characters shag)-- they're CONSTANTLY together and she constantly disregards the other characters, and cannot tell the difference between "your" and "you're" and "to" and "too" AND OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A CLICHEE IS.

I HATE clichees. HATE THEM. I've crossed out entire lines, but often she can come up with great, great lines, and then some are just insignificant, major paragraphs of doom.

There is not one paragraph that has not been changed. I'm totally serious. I'm a grammar maniac when it comes to fics.

Today I drove in Driver's Ed. That was, to say the least, interesting. Do you know that when you press down on the "accelerator," the car will suddenly shoot out at curbs and signs? Not good. But that wasn't me, thank god... I'm a good driver.

Or, as Dave Barry would like to say, "Everybody thinks they're the world's best drivers."

Ali 2, I will one day get your chapters to you.

And a Rooney Quote, for tomorrow:

Now that you left I don't know if I screwed up
The signs keep telling them that something's wrong
I called the airline, they said they would page you
But they were too lazy and unaware of the signs...

Sunday, September 08, 2002

AND AGAIN: Please do not resubmit your clique thingie if you are not on the list, sweetie-pies. I know. You're gonna get linked, and you're gonna get your hits, which is the only reason why people join the damn thing *glares* because they sure as hell don't want to link us.

Growl.

Must go do Government essay now. Not a happy child, nooooo. I know you're mad. Yes I do. I do I do I do.

Together with Frodo you have become THE hunks of the movies. In real life you look a lot different than in the movies. With whom are the fans in love?
"With both I think. I notice from the letters I receive that those who have been engrossed in the movie, are taking my role rather serious. "Shoot me, Legolas" someone wrote recently, because they think that I walk around with a bow and arrow on my back in my spare time as well. But it is still a fantasy movie. The best one ever, in my opinion. And if someone has the need to fantasise about me, go ahead!"

We have his blessing! We have the Orlando Bloom's blessing to fantasize! Well, I was doing it anyway, but now we OFFICIALLY can. Official naughty thoughts. Well, mine aren't so naughty. I don't know about Ali's. Ali. *whimpers* Where are you, darling Ali?