June 6th, 2002
My friends think I'm crazy because during finals last week, I could only talk about Orlando. Found some freshmen who think Orlando is the hottest guy ever. They also say he is number one on the List of Hot Men. I agree muchly, but they cannot have him because I loved him first and they don't like the blonde wig. I would sell my soul for the blonde wig.

Watched MTV Movie Awards last night with sister. We screamed and my mother thought we were being attacked by murderers, yet we we were not. It was Orli, with the mustache and the cute hair and the slightly Irish accent in MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA. Ali, you must go to Melbourne and find him and kidnap him and come to my house and then we can all go to Spain together on June 22nd.

I was weak at the knees and I couldn't talk for the next hour after Orli came on.

I think Brittany Murphy is a hoochie mama, that's what. And teasing us with the "I'll never tell" so we were delayed in getting our ORLI GOODNESS. I want that videotape he sent in. I wonder what else is on that videotape. I wonder if they cut it. If they cut it, MTV is stupid.

And why is Mandy Moore so nice?

Why is Jennifer Garner so glowey and pretty?

Why is the sky blue, Mama?

*dazed*

Orlaaaaaaando. You know, our names sound fabulous together, because my real name is Cornelia. Cornelia and Orlando. Oh, swoon. Don't you SEE it? Cornelia, Orlando... And our last names both start with B! And with both have two o's in our last name! Directly next to each other! Cornelia Bloom... Oh, wouldn't my father be pleased (he's the president of a flower seed company in West Chicago).

Is that destiny or WHAT?
-nel
Monday, May 27
I feel like writing a giant, huge article. Or book. All right, I'll just sit myself right down and write a trashy novel. Except maybe I shouldn't speak so freely of that, considering that my parents visit this website. Chicago was fun, though. Am size 6 occasionally, which was nice. Sadly, Orlando was not at the Gap... Or Old Navy... Or Ralph Lauren. Or buying Jimmy Choo shoes at Nordstrom's Fabulous Shoe Selection. I love shoes. Did I mention that? I have had about 120 shoes in my lifetime, and I'm only *fifteen* years old.

I also went to Trader Joe's on the way back from Chicago. I love Trader Joe's. There's a cashier that works there- my mom and I can't tell if it's a a he or a she. So we call it, "it." Not very nice, of course, but I'm snarky like that.

And oh! We stayed at the Hilton in Chicago, as we had to go to the World Seed Congress for my dad's work, as he is the President of a seed company in West Chicago. Oh boy, nothing is funner than the World Seed Congress! I assure you, you could not ever have a better time than at the World Seed Congress! All that fun... And biotechnology and seeds to boot!

Except that we got to stay on the "Executive Floor," which is the 25th floor. Was frightened of falling out window, but more frightened of spider *on* window. *shudder* Do not enjoy spiders.

Enjoy Spider-Man Tobey Maguire, though.

Also, they had FREE COKES. Little 10 ounce bottles. Consumed about 3 of them in a 20 minute period, and was beginning to think that the registration guy wanted me to stop, but I did not so I'm going through a bad, bad, bad withdrawal right now.

Not to mention, I had Tylenol with the cokes, and so I was immensely touchy that evening. Was spazzing out, as then had Chocolat Pot De Creme, so for you Un-French people, that is Chocolate Pot of Creme.

Or, if you prefer, J-ello chocolate pudding, except far more elegant.
-nel

Sunday, May 26th (??)
Hello, pookies. Am I ashamed of myself for not logging in? Heck, no. That's probably not a good thing. Maybe I'm losing my soul. *blinks* That could be cool.... And then again, maybe not so much.

Anyway, I have extremely sexy shoes that make me 5'11, which is always good, and so I'm going to Chicago for the weekend to go Michigan Avenuing. FOUR FLOORS OF GAP. That means four times Orlando.

You bet I'm excited.

Ali the Second and the First, I have not forgotten you.

*cries*

-nel

Tuesday, May 14th
I did not actually go to Nippon. Or anywhere, for that matter. However, I did have a nifty love story made up about Orlando and myself:

One hunky summer day, you and your best friend Allison decide to take a trip out to the beach. You walk out into the fartlike sand, when you see the most queasy body you've ever seen. Your friend Allison taps you and says, "That's Orlando Bloom . Look at the way the sun shines off of that body. Isn't He amazing?" Suddenly, Orlando Bloom looks up and sees you staring!!! He motions for you to come over. You go, and He says, "I saw you watching me over there. I think you are so stinky , and I want you to go to Taipan with me and eat cheese ." You smile over at Allison and you say " DAMN YOU MONKEYS! " and go with them. When you get to Taipan , Orlando Bloom moves closer to you, and gives you the sweetest kiss. The two of you are wildly kissing, when you feel a fruitcake underneath you. You look down, and next to it is a piece of paper with a message on it.

It says: " Orlando Bloom is the love you've always dreamed of. He will ask you out in 7 days or less if you send this to at least 10 people right away. The more people you send it to, the sooner the lovin' can begin. However, if you simply ignore this... you will have bad luck in love for the next 7 years!"

Good times.

Good times and airplane food mockeries.

-nel

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Monday, May 13th

Remind me never to fly on "All Nippon Airways."


Ewwwwwww.....

*dashes to find Orli pictures*

-nel

Saturday, May 5th
Needless to say, I did not go to Prom. That's alright. Went to Gap.com and stared for a long, long, long time. Also, recorded the Teen People where they showed gratuitous grinning shots of Legolas/Orli. My sister and I kept on squealing, thinking that we were going to see him in the next shot, but nooo, it was just Justin Timberlake. However, there were people on my Top Ten Hottest Boys Ever List.

Wanna see my list?

1.) Orlando Bloom
2.) Hayden Christensen
3.) Tobey Maguire
4.) Ewan McGregor
5.) Jimmy Fallon
6.) Patrick Fluegler (red-haired boy in Princess Diaries)
7.) Chad Michael Murray
8.) Jake Gyllenhaal
9.) Dominic Monaghan
10.) Ryan Phillipe

Yep. Mm. Tasty.

Oh, and hey, got five submissions today from people who did not read the damn requirements.

Stillll have not put the people who did read the requirements up.

-nel

Saturday, May 4th
Orlando still has not come to ask me to Prom.

HE'S IN MY FRICKEN' TEEN PEOPLE THAT HAS HAYDEN ON THE COVER!!

AHHH! MY MUM BOUGHT IT FOR ME!!!

BUT MY SISTER LOCKED HERSELF IN HER ROOM AND SHE REFUSES TO GIVE IT TO ME!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

*passes out*

-nel

Friday, May 3rd

I am eagerly anticipating for Orlando to come today and ask me to Prom so then we can not go to Prom and I can wear my pretty dress which I do not have and so we can go swimming.

Prom is tomorrow. You have lots of time, Orli! But please, do hurry.... Prom tickets went out of sale 40 minutes ago when school ended, so we're going to have to sneak in to not go.

Or else, I'm going to do what my mom did at my tender age (Ha! Tender!) and prey upon some unsuspecting foreign exchange student who does not speak a word of English (except for: May I bring you chocolate?) and say very quickly,
"Wannagotopromwithmetomorrow?
IwillpayyoulargesumsofmoneyorwhatIhaveunder
thelivingroomcouchwhichis52
centsbutthatisequaltothelargesumsofmoneysoplease?"

And their pretty Foreign Eyes shall widen quickly, and use the answer that they use to everything, which is to nod because they don't know any English.

Muwaha. Ha. (the extra "ha" is added for even more sinister cackleness).

If you (a male specimen) happen to be visitating Chicago from either Europe, Asia, Australia, Antartica, Africa, or South America between the hours of 3:03 PM today and 11:00PM tomorrow you very well may be my prom date.

Oh, and hey, look out for a fanfic coming to the "seasonals" section of the site. Hey, you say you don't know what that part of the site is? Well, that's because... I have no idea what it is either, and I made this crappy layout....

-nel (ALL RIGHT! ALI! GET YOURSELF OVER HERE AND LOG!)




Thursday, May 2nd

Today, my day was Lego-licious. I went to Gap, after seeing the Gap commercial (and wanting to tape it but finding no tapes) and to my utter surprise, was a big blown up picture of the ad.

I simply stood there in shock, and ran around to the other side of the store to be equally shocked that there was not one, but TWO large pictures with Orlando in them. My sister and I squealed loudly, frightening the Scared Mall Rats, who had apparently thought that Gap was going to (God forbid) change its beige colours to red. No luck, ladies.

However, I stood there for several beats, mesmerized by Orlando's sexy devil-may-care grin and tousled curls and the fact that I was at that moment, wearing Kate Beckinsale's pants (albeit, probably one size larger for hip space), and adoring the pants Orli was wearing. And the things underneath the pants.

I sighed resentfully, deciding that I probably wasn't going to find anything good in the store anyway. So I stayed out there and watched for a while. Did not move. Just stared. Did not even turn around when I heard a lady ask someone, "Do you think we should..." and the guy replied, "I wonder what she's looking at. The clothes aren't all that great this season."

I forgave the man for ending his sentence with a preposition.

I do not forgive him for not understanding my love for Orlando.

'Sup, babe? You miss me? Of course you did, handsome.

Or at least you will when I finally meet you...

Huh, in my dreams tonight...

After I finish studying for a circulatory system/heart test for bio. You wanna help me study? I need to literally touch where your heart is, you'll need to take your shirt off for that, yes, Orli, the white undershirt that you refuse to take off, no keep the necklaces on, sort of sexy in an odd sort of way, yes, Orli, I do have to touch your pecs, no, you may not refuse!

*sigh* I so wish. Not to mention, Orli's like ten years older than me. No matter! Look at Ian McKellen and his boyfriend! FORTY YEARS!

Ten is nothing, darling.

-nel

Wednesday May 1st
Maaaaaaay daaaaaaay maaaaaayy dayyyy!

Well, not the kind of "Duck and Cover" Burt the Turtle Impending Nuclear Doom kind of thing. If you're older than 60, you know what I'm talkin' about. If you don't, you should, naughty kiddies!

Today is my kitty's birthday! He's 20 years old! Pretty soon he'll be able to drink alcohol, although we suspect he has a stash of Budweisers in his Kitty Tee Pee Pow Wow. He's been very secretive lately, and he's been tipping over, mostly onto his Friskies Kitten Mix.

Also, people who submitted their forms: there's a big line of orange flags on them, and I'll be getting you guys up soon.

And people are STILL not reading the requirements. It's so obvious. Hello, if we make that big of a deal about them it's because YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DAMN WEBSITE, EMAIL ADDRESS, AND YOU HAVE TO FILL IN THE SUPER SECRET PASSWORD IN THAT SUPER SECRET SPOT. All right? You made me put it on the main page.

And also, my friend Sydney asked me today who the most beautiful man on earth was.

I replied, "Orlando Bloom."

She shrieked loudly. "YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

"Hello, I only talk about him every second of every day? I have a website/shrine dedicated to him? Duh, Syd!"

(I really do talk like that. It's rather sad.)

So this is how I know Orli is in Teen People this month! Must run and get and scan!
-nel

Thursday, April 25th

ohmigod.

*faints*

That was Ali, right? I mean, it wasn't, like some figment of my imagination like-like-Orlando, standing in beachwear in front of my house with an icy cool glass of coke? Because that has happened before, lemme tell you, and it's a huge disappointment when I start running towards him and trip on a tree root in vain attempts to leech myself upon him.

Wow, wow, wow. Today was take your kid to work day. Will explain all stuff later. I too tired.
-nel


Sunday, April 21st
NELLIE! DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE LOG FIRST?? YOU WIPED MY POST! *points down* My first post in weeks and... Oh, how could you?? *sobs pathetically*
~Ali

No sign of Ali. She signed my guestbook at IBIM. Thinking of starting a search party. Mebbe we can invite Orlando. Maybe that'd get her out. Probably not, though, because not even my sexy alluring words will bring her back here.

Oh, Jimmy Fallon songs.

"I can go downhill
In the icy snow...
Dressed up in my unitard
Where else can I go?
I'm only a man on two skinny red skis
Can't even tell if I'm winning the race
Because snot is frozen onmyface
It's not easy
To downhill ski

Oh, Jimmy. *sigh* The way you make me sing. It's utter and total crap.
-nel

Sunday, April 21st
I'm not lost, dagnamit! (though I could do with a nice, cold beer) I'm just too lazy to update using notepad. Want Blogger. Don't care if it's spawn of the devil. Blogger, blogger, BLOGGER!

P.S. Orlando rules! ... Holy crap, I just saw the pic you posted on Friday... Look at those eyes! *dies*
~Ali

Saturday, April 20th

Later that Night
Oh my God! I found another Legolas blog!

AND IT'S IN SOME LANGUAGE I DON'T KNOW! How weird! I think it might be Polish, though. Those poor girls, not ever a chance to see Orli in their home country. That's gotta suck.

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I think mebbe Ali got herself lost in the mighty jungle that is Australia.

Foster's! Australian for BEER! Mebbe she's drunk. Dunno. Or maybe she's gettin' some.

Who knows.

Want new Ring Diary, now, Cassie Claire.

Might make giant image gallery. Do not know.
-nel

Friday, April 19th

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD.

It's official now.

Orli is officially hot.

*melts in own drool*

Dom... OH, Dom... The things you do to me.

But Orli, now.... *faints*

-nel

Sunday, April 13th
Me thinkeths I got the day wrong the other time. Anyway. Everything but the "fun stuff" and "seasonal" is up, so you can now join some more! Yay for our 4000 hits! I saw David Duchovny in "Evolution". He's quite hot for an older guy. Saw Jimmy Fallon, too. I love you, Jimmy.

No, Orli, I am not trying to make you jealous. It's just I have to make my rounds.

Tobey, gonna see you May 3rd. You and your newfound muscles.

Hayden, ohhhohohoh, you better bet I'll be there.

And Orlando? Hurry up with "Our Sunshine!" I'm dying of deprivation. Humour a girl, won't you, and come to Illinois.
-nel
Monday, April 10th
Hey all. *waves* Not feeling all so cheery today, so I'll provide you with a childhood momento... Sorry for the huge delay, had a whompin' amount of homework. I swear, you'll be able to apply and all that soon... I'm guessing the 13th, okay?

Did you guys ever read "Harriet the Spy?" Seriously.

It's a fabulous book. When I was about nine or ten, I would read it at least once every two weeks. I had already figured out that I was going to be a "spy-girl" when I grew up, and I would sneak around and steal cookies, candy, and Coca-Cola. Ah, yes- the power of sugar. Until we ran out of coke and my mother found a better place for it.

So, anyway, like everyday, I would eat a tomato sandwhich, and when I came home, I badly wanted a cake in the oven and milk in the aaaaawwwww- my cat just smushed his face backwards, aww, that's so cute! Hoover, you dork! Ahem, well anyway- noogie noogie noogie! DES YOU IS DA BESTEST PUDDY EVER! DES YOU IS! DES YO-

Oh, god, talkin' to my cat again...

Anyway, I would spy on my neighbors in the summer of 1996 and 1997, and I carried this really big toolbelt that I had won at a fun fair around my stretchy pink leggings with the elastic that you would put around the foot (aren't those called johdpurs or something?) and I'd carry this really big notebook in it, determined to fill 15 of them up by the time I was ten and a half. I got, like one page that entire summer, even though we went on several vacations. I also had my extra pair of large green glasses, and an extra notebook "in case I filled the 150 page one up."

Most of the time I spent spying on my neighbor's "Fun with God and the Bible Camp!" through the miniscule trees in my backyard, dashing around and throwing myself upon the muddy lawn, pretending I was a "super-cool-spy-to-save-the-Cuban-Government" espionage lady. Ahh, fond childhood memories of observing little kids looking serenely upon the sky and singing "Jesus Loves Me." Those were the exciting times, I tell you.

I even have some of these entries! I kid you not, I have found them. I shall put in some of them.

June 4th, 1996 1:45 and twentytwo seconds.
Watching neighbor's bible camp. Eating cookies and the cookies are good. They are chocolate cookies. Mama says I can only have two and then she is going to hide the rest of them. But I always find them because I am a spy.

June 4th, 1996, 1:46 and fortythree seconds.
I don't have any more cookies now. I think there is mud on my shirt. Hoover (older Nellie: my kitty) is pooping in the garden. It is very gross. The bible camp is not very fun eather. They are singing now.

June 4th, 1996, 1:47 and twelve seconds.
They are still singing.

June 4th, 1996, 1:49 and thirteen seconds.
Maybe I should find some better people to spy on. Maybe I will spy on my other neighbors since they have people over. I wonder if they will notice me looking into their window. Probablea not.

All right, enough torture... Just don't be surprised if one day, you see a brown haired girl slinking around your house, testing for traces of Orlando-goodness. Also, things I have learned in gym class:

Things I Have Learned in Gym Class
- Gym is fun when certain boys take shirt off before going into locker room, especially if they look like Orlando Bloom with teeny bit less muscles.

- nel (Ali? Ali? Ali?)



Wednesday, April 3rd
Oh my God, it's a plane, it's a bird, it's a naked Orlando- no, dammit, it's yet again, not that.

New layout?

Oh, yes, it is! Thank you! Remember, I hate frames and I'm doing this all for you, mind. Sadly, it is majorly lacking in Orlando-goodness and I have this HUGE vertical banner that is supposed to span down, but sadly, it would leave no space for obssessive-fan-writing.

And goodness knows that's why you come here.

Right?

Right?

Why is the room empty?

*sigh* This happens so many times. I think I might make the vertical banner horizontal and stick them in the bottom frames. Now that would be fun. You could have side scrollers and everything! Like a special treat for those with 1024 by 768 resolutions!

Erm, and what else? Ali wants to convert to Blogger soon, so we'll have archives. And maybe even LINKS. Gasp, I know, it's all so very terrifying and new.

But I scanned in a Legolas picture from Two Towers for you! Aw, don't be scared anymore because we have expansive leg shots and sexy side face shots.

- nellie

Tuesday, April 2nd
(New link, new members, oh YAY I LOVE LONDON!!)

I'm back, and so freaked out with happiness that I was in the same room as Anna Paquin, HAYDEN FREAKING CHRISTENSEN, and guy from Octobery Sky that I will explain everything later with a new layout and the "Virtual Journey to London as a Freakish Obssessed Stalker Named Nellie!"

No Orlando. None. NADA. NO HARRY POTTER SETS EITHER.

He was busy in LA, apparently "hitting it up with Christina Ricci" at the Oscar preshow party thing whom I actually hated long before the "she threw up and he whispered words in her ear" fiesta. For all we know, he could be saying, "You stupid drunken lout! How dare you throw up in the vicinity of my godliness!" which is my theory.

Bought the Princess Diaries book # 3 in London, and apparently they have different names.

I hated it. The first one was the best, where Mia just thought Michael was hot, but suddenly she's been totally in love with him for her entire life and they're "soulmates" and all this crap, and Lilly is out of character and I used to LOVE her character and by the way, Heather Matarazzo is AWESOME and you should all love her as an actress because she was ten times better than ALL of them besides the guy with the fake red hair who was really really really hot and oh-

I love Hayden Christensen, have been for my entire life, and we're soulmates.

- nel

HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY

GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It just hit me that I will not only maybe get to see Orlando, I will see lots like him with accents as well!

I'M GOIN TO GUILDHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, not to learn acting or anything... I might just go there to stare at cute boys in uniforms.

-nel

Yeah. I think I may have failed my bio test.

Spanish quiz : muy bien!

English: okay.

I have the highest grade in my english class! Whoopeeeeee!

This means I'm not on crack.

-nellie

Later that Day

I drew a picture of me! ME AS AN ELF! And with red hair! All with crayons, which I believe are the best kind of medium

see it and believe it!

Oh, and by the way: have a newfound respect and am quite appreciating the "Traditional Oil Wrestling of Turkey."

Why?

Hoohooh, wouldn't you like to know....

See it and become a fan too.

*faints*

-nel

Tuesday, March 12th
Okay, now this has GOT to be a record of some sort. As you see, *waves hand in Donna-like style* we have a poll in which you may be interactive. You could also be interactive and sign the guestbook, which would be also fun.

And for some fun and interesting facts, Jim Henson, God of the Muppet Babies, was killed by a flesh eating virus. *shudders* Ah, now that's a nice Mother's Day present that will last for a long, long time.

Orlando, may you never come down with a virus, as all of them are pathogens.

Wheeh! Whoop whoop! Who's a nerd? Who's a nerd? NELLIE IS, NELLIE IS!

Oh, and Orlando, my half-birthday is on St. Patrick's Day- I'll be 15 and a half. Almost legal. Wanna get lucky?

Not in that way, you big pervy hobbit fancier... You know you were so thinking it. Well, if you had a computer and you weren't a new age hippie who doesn't believe in watching TV. Duh, cos everybody knows that to get lucky you have to get a four-leaf clover, silly wonky 'Lando!

Muah. *kisses Orlando* Have to excavate blue cello case from car. It's shiny.

Oh, and, what I would give to be in the middle of this....... *conks out*


Oh, Dominic. You have no idea how good you've got it. And Orlando, I think I have those shoes.

-nel

Monday, March 11th
Whoop whoop! Two days in a row!

I'm wearing my Chinese Food Socks, so all is well
in the world. They're really quite inspirational, what with the
Kung Pow Chickens on them looking so cheerful.

Ah. New idea stemmed from my brain.



*grins* Yay. Ooh, and for those who live in international areas like France, Mexico, Spain, and South America- GUESS WHAT? You get to read some very scary sentences in your very own language!

Orlando, querida, tu estas mi amor. Por que no vas a mi casa? No me gustas nada? POR QUE?!? Te quiero todas las dias de la semana! No es solo una dia, corazon!

Y, tambien, voy a decir unas cosas en Frances.

Orlando, je t'aime et je t'adore y pourquoi tu me m'appelle plus pas? C'est pas gentil, cas. Et c'est vraiment dommage que tu ne va pas a ma maison. Beugh. Et je suis vraiment horrible en Francais, et maintenant vous ne s'inquieter pas les affaires de moi! Appelez-moi, mon amour! EMBRASSEZ-moi!!

-nel

Sunday, March 10th
Wheeh! MY HAIR HAS HIGHLIGHTS! It feels so sexy.

Heeeeeh. *grins* Watched the Johnny whatever show with Orli on it and found myself giggling insatiably, seeing as how Orlando is possibly the most beautiful and adorable man I have ever seen in my entire life.

Just you wait, Orlando. Ten more days 'til I get to STALK YOU AT A NEAR DISTANCE! WHEEEH!

In other news, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey look more
and more like each other each day. JIMMY, just CUT the
fricken' HAIR! C'mon!

Ooh, and Ali- do you want me to start forwarding all the Legolas League members to you, seeing as how ValuableHost doesn't have a direction service, really- it just has a catchall that sends everything to my yahoo account.

*grins* LINDIE IS SENDING ME A TIM-TAM! I made her a layout, too. It was so fricken' hard to code.

Oh, and this may be the cause of my premature death:


*thud*

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. To be that thumb. Wanna touch it... Ohhhhh. *strokes screen* So pretty.

-nel

Thursday, March 7th (actually written about 2 weeks ago, but stupid FTP wouldn't let me upload. DIE FTP Commander, DIE.)

Now you may be asking yourself... "Just who is this writing in the Legolog? It couldn't possibly be Ali because she abandoned the site, didn't she?" Well, I'm sure Nellie's probably asking herself that anyway. But yes, tis I! And I hope you'll excuse my neglect of Orlando. But really, I haven't actually been neglecting Orlando as I've spent every night searching the net for details on those supposed porn films he was in. All in the name of research, of course. Right, Nel? *cough* Oh, who I am kidding? *slaps "hot elf pervert" sticker on wrist*

My god, Nellie... you shared your lust for Orlando with... another woman? *sniffle* Come on! Just cause I don't update for 3 weeks, doesn't mean I love Orlando any less. I might not show it, but I have feelings too... you know? *breaks down.... comforts self with pics of Orlando wearing hats* Really though, that book sounds incredible. Me very jealous. Mmm, Orlando wedding manip.

I know I had some news to share, but my mind is a little hazy... mmmm, wedding... uh, right! Orlando was nominated for something. Mmm, Orlando in a tux. Um... uh, yes! Orlando was nominated for Best Breakthrough Performance in the Internet Movie Awards. Go vote!


Mmmm, Legolas.